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Member Name: Beverly J.
ID: BevJ@frederic_gerard.com
Location: Midwest
Birth date: October 11
Sex: Female
Marital Status: Married
Computers: Mac Quadra and a PowerBook
Interests: Reading, playing the piano, studying typography
Occupation: Editor
Quote: Great works are performed not by strength but by perseverance.

--Samuel Johnson


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Member Name: Maximilian M.
ID: Maximilian@miller&morris.com
Location: Northern Hemisphere
Birth date: Taurus
Sex: male
Marital Status: single
Computers: who cares
Interests: bonsai gardening, writing poetry, mixing the perfect martini
Occupation: copywriter
Quote: For myself I live, live intensely and am fed by life, and my value, whatever it be, is in my own kind of expression of that.

--Henry James


   

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> Private Mail
> Date: Saturday, August 17, 1996 6:17 p.m.
> From: Maximilian@miller&morris.com
> Subj: If
> To: BevJ@frederic_gerard.com

Beverly,

If you were a car
I'd drive you
If you were a plane
I'd fly you
If you were an olive
I'd eat you
If you were a martini
I'd drink you
If you were a song
I'd sing you
If you were a poem
I'd write you
But you're Beverly
so I'll love you

Max.


> Private Mail
> Date: Sunday, August 18, 1996 11:43 a.m.
> From: BevJ@frederic_gerard.com
> Subj: You're a poet & you know it
> To: Maximilian@miller&morris.com

Max,

Thank you for the poem. I loved it. I wish I could write one for you, but I'm not very good at writing poetry.

How can I return the favor?

Bev


> Private Mail
> Date: Sunday, August 18, 1996 1:08 p.m.
> From: Maximilian@miller&morris.com
> Subj: I'm a poet & don't I know it
> To: BevJ@frederic_gerard.com

Bev,

Maybe you could try to write a poem for me someday.

Max


> Private Mail
> Date: Monday, August 19, 1996 6:02 a.m.
> From: BevJ@frederic_gerard.com
> Subj: I'm not a poet & I definitely know it
> To: Maximilian@miller&morris.com

I don't know, Max. I'm good at a lot of things but writing poetry ain't one of 'em.

How else can I entertain you?

Bev


> Private Mail
> Date: Monday, August 19, 1996 9:14 a.m.
> From: Maximilian@miller&morris.com
> Subj: Talk to me
> To: BevJ@frederic_gerard.com

Talk to me about the weekend we spent together.


> Private Mail
> Date: Monday, August 19, 1996 11:18 a.m.
> From: BevJ@frederic_gerard.com
> Subj: Let me...entertain you
> To: Maximilian@miller&morris.com

Okay...but I feel kinda funny doing it when I'm here at work.

Let me think about it a little bit and write a message to you from home.

Bev


> Private Mail
> Date: Monday, August 19, 1996 3:29 p.m.
> From: Maximilian@miller&morris.com
> Subj: Let me...entertain you
> To: BevJ@frederic_gerard.com

Beverly--

I'll be waiting with baited breath.

Max


> Private Mail
> Date: Tuesday, August 20, 1996 8:16 a.m.
> From: BevJ@frederic_gerard.com
> Subj: Let me...entertain you
> To: Maximilian@miller&morris.com

Max,

You mean bated breath.

Bev


> Private Mail
> Date: Tuesday, August 20, 1996 9:21 a.m.
> From: Maximilian@miller&morris.com
> Subj: Huh?
> To: BevJ@frederic_gerard.com

That's what I said.


> Private Mail
> Date: Tuesday, August 20, 1996 11:48 a.m.
> From: BevJ@frederic_gerard.com
> Subj: Huh?
> To: Maximilian@miller&morris.com

No, you said you would be waiting with *baited* breath, and I think you meant that you'll be waiting with *bated* breath.

Unless you have worms in your mouth or something.


> Private Mail
> Date: Tuesday, August 20, 1996 2:38 p.m.
> From: Maximilian@miller&morris.com
> Subj: worms, worms, I'm gonna eat some worms
> To: BevJ@frederic_gerard.com

Beverly, sometimes you annoy the hell out of me.

Love,
Max

p.s. Do you always go around correcting people's grammar and spelling? Some people might not find that amusing, you know.


> Private Mail
> Date: Wednesday, August 21, 1996 7:58 a.m.
> From: BevJ@frederic_gerard.com
> Subj: Nobody likes me everybody hates me
> To: Maximilian@miller&morris.com

And here I was the one who was always saying how *you* annoyed the hell out of *me*. Looks like the tables have finally turned. <g>

xoxo,
Bev

p.s. Yes, I'm a compulsive member of the grammar and spelling police. I try to refrain from correcting people at cocktail parties, but I don't always succeed. Trying not to edit restaurant menus is enough to make me crazy.


> Private Mail
> Date: Wednesday, August 21, 1996 10:02 a.m.
> From: Maximilian@miller&morris.com
> Subj: Everybody loves somebody
> To: BevJ@frederic_gerard.com

Well I still find you amusing. And you even got me to look up "bated" in my dictionary.

I'm learning a lot from you.

Max.


> Private Mail
> Date: Thursday, August 22, 1996 6:22 a.m.
> From: BevJ@frederic_gerard.com
> Subj: sometime.
> To: Maximilian@miller&morris.com

And I you.

Bev


 
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